6.20.2005

Game Of The Week Re-Enactment: Cubs v. Yankees

EDITOR'S NOTE: In the storied tradition of E! Entertainment Television's daily re-enactments of the Michael Jackson trial, BBTN is proud to bring you a regular series of posts featuring chatroom re-enactments of Fox's Game of the Week broadcast, featuring Emmy-award winning broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.



[L-R: MiggityMac, BucKKKarooBonzai!]

SATURDAY, JUNE 17, 2005
CUBS @ YANKEES


BucKKKarooBonzai!: greetings grecian formula

MiggityMac: howdy mister propecia

BucKKKarooBonzai!: haha hello squinty msquinter look at my RECEDING HAIRLINE OF DOOM

BucKKKarooBonzai!: at least im not lying to myself

BucKKKarooBonzai!: would milady care for more shellack for her pate, perchance?

MiggityMac: hahaha can it cueball

BucKKKarooBonzai!: so hey look we're doing another yankee game

MiggityMac: i no - nice to see these kids get some attention

MiggityMac: new york is such an overlooked little burg

BucKKKarooBonzai!: PETER BERG

BucKKKarooBonzai!: RUNDOWN WAS WICKED BRAH

BucKKKarooBonzai!: BUT HELLDORADO WOULD HAVE BEEN FOINER

BucKKKarooBonzai!: rosario buck o yeah

MiggityMac: dude ritalin

MiggityMac: anyway people better GET FAMILIAR w/ these upstarts from the apple

MiggityMac: they are doing the gosh darn thing no diggity

BucKKKarooBonzai!: indubitably, old chap

MiggityMac: inDOOBIEtably?

BucKKKarooBonzai!: ROFL stfu wilford brimley talk about the cubs

MiggityMac: suck suck suck suck curse moo cow I'M BARTMAN suck

MiggityMac: dusty baker : pitchers :: joel schumacher : batman

BucKKKarooBonzai!: oh snap

BucKKKarooBonzai!: you mean schumacher : cinematic arts in toto

MiggityMac: true dat

MiggityMac: except for vampire flix

MiggityMac: LOST BOYS II DAMMIT

BucKKKarooBonzai!: btw ms. soon to be cruise beard - BYE A BRA

BucKKKarooBonzai!: or not

MiggityMac: boioioioioing

BucKKKarooBonzai!: hahaha shut up beavis

MiggityMac: i am teepee for my bunghole

MiggityMac: EAT MY TACO

BucKKKarooBonzai!: uh, yeah.

BucKKKarooBonzai!: so how about this kid WANG?

MiggityMac: you mean weng?

BucKKKarooBonzai!: WENGO TENGO

BucKKKarooBonzai!: the cubbies can barely CAT SCRATCH out any hits!

MiggityMac: omg u r lame like three-legged dog

BucKKKarooBonzai!: meanwhile the yanks treat GLEN-DON like a wicked witch

BucKKKarooBonzai!: oooo ooo witchy womang

BucKKKarooBonzai!: see how soft she throw-ow-ows

BucKKKarooBonzai!: oooo ooo witchy womang

BucKKKarooBonzai!: see how far the ball go-oh-oes!

BucKKKarooBonzai!: *wicked glenn fry solo*

MiggityMac: riiiiiiiiiiiight

MiggityMac: meanwhile DEREK JETER WHIPS OUT HIS GRAND SALAMI

BucKKKarooBonzai!: yeah i knew u were goin there

MiggityMac: derek jeter is ultrahip

MiggityMac: soft like pleather

MiggityMac: hot like fondue

MiggityMac: wicked k-rad like average white band or BTO

BucKKKarooBonzai!: dood lay off the krylon

MiggityMac: i would father his babies

MiggityMac: if i were in a movie w/ danny devito

MiggityMac: and emma thomson

BucKKKarooBonzai!: hahaha youd b Lame Old Betwetter #3

BucKKKarooBonzai!: nurse! my prostate! it prolapsed!

MiggityMac: shut up bucktooth

MiggityMac: and read one anatomy book

BucKKKarooBonzai!: oh no you wound me in my meaty hindquarters

BucKKKarooBonzai!: w/ yr vorpal wit

BucKKKarooBonzai!: saving throw vs. LAMENESS

MiggityMac: hahaha k truce

MiggityMac: thank god yr not brenneman

BucKKKarooBonzai!: omg

BucKKKarooBonzai!: if u were lyons i wd switch to nascar

BucKKKarooBonzai!: or assisted suicide

MiggityMac: hahahaha

MiggityMac: HI I AM STEVE LYONS I DROPPED MY PANTS ONCE

MiggityMac: AND NOW I HAVE A CAREER - I AM CARRAZY SUB-MIMBO

MiggityMac: I KNOW THREE WORDS EVER

BucKKKarooBonzai!: and hello constable I am Thomas Q. Brenneman, Esquire Emeritus

BucKKKarooBonzai!: I will bore you to fckin death about the way baseball is bad

BucKKKarooBonzai!: and how it should be played

BucKKKarooBonzai!: because I hate all non-white player

MiggityMac: hahahahaha

BucKKKarooBonzai!: and people making more money than me

BucKKKarooBonzai!: and I am riding my daddy's coattails

MiggityMac: dude stones + glass house = pot-black u

BucKKKarooBonzai!: oh snap kicksave

BucKKKarooBonzai!: SCRATCH MY BACK WITH A RENTED MULE

MiggityMac: hahaha hockey sux

BucKKKarooBonzai!: ouch hoser with the low blow

BucKKKarooBonzai!: final score?

MiggityMac: who cares? yanks win, cubs lose, sun rises in the east

MiggityMac: and baseball pwns all

MiggityMac: as it ever was

BucKKKarooBonzai!: amen, my shizznit. amen.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Chris said...

Great work, bro. Keep 'em coming!

4:24 PM

 

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